Wednesday, March 23, 2005

THE CELLO GOES TO THE HOSPITAL

TOOTH FAIRY: Baboo lost a tooth today. Number 4. I have to remember to send the Tooth Fairy around. She's losing an average of two teeth a year. She was wiggling it like mad at the grocery store today, in between sessions of Eloise (she LUVS Eloise and reads huge sections of it outloud). We got back to the car and TA-DA! Out it came. No blood or anything.

Reminds me that over the weekend we discovered that Skittles is a stealth reader. She can read more than she's letting on. She read most of Bunny Cakes outloud and it has hard words like "kitchen" and "red hot marshmallow squirters." Of course, she has memorized a lot of it, but that is how it starts.

CELLO DOCTOR: We finally went to visit Cello Doctor today. Baboo's teacher (who several independent sources have acknowledged, in hushed and reverential tones, as "The Best Cellist in Slovakia") told us where to go and said he would call ahead and explain to Cello Doctor what our diagnosis was (bad bridge).

After lunch (at IKEA. Always a hit.) we found the address. Baboo's cello case is softsided, like a backpack. It also has shoulder straps like a backpack. She was wearing it as we crossed the street towards where I thought the guy's shop might be. A man fell into step with us, chattered cheerfully at us in Slovak, and somehow gave me the impression that he might BE Cello Doctor. When my vacant nodding and glazed expression became too much, he asked if I spoke English. He then directed us to the shop, which was, as I expected, in a courtyard behind a big apartment building. What I did not expect was that this courtyard would look so derelect. He indicated a yellow sign, which marked the entrance and left us, saying "I'm a cellist, too!"

Very kind and rather cool.

So we walked quickly past the crazy man lurking in the parking lot and opened the door below the yellow sign.

Which put us into a basement hallway. This was one of those moments where you are SURE this is the wrong place. But, no, there was another door with a sign saying the doctor was IN and to ring the bell.

Behind this door was another world.

A young, almost attractive man greeted us. His workspace was about the size of a two-car garage, and it was filled with string instruments in all forms of assembly. On his desk was the body of a violin, glued and clamped. Hanging overhead were many more violins and violas. There were two double basses. And a full-size cello with the top off. Baboo said, "I always wanted to look inside."

He agreed with the bridge diagnosis and selected a new, taller (and actually, pointier) one. Then he examined the neck with a straight edge and announced that the slope of this was contributing to the problem (the problem is that often it is impossible for Baboo to play one string at a time . . . which can sound muddy, at best, and dreadful at worst). Bottom line: one week (because of the 4-day Easter holiday weekend) and about 2300 Sk (60US$).

SKITTLES AS ANSEL ADAMS: I went to visit a Slovak sculptor on Saturday. I wrote a story about him for the Slovak Spectator (should be on line as of Monday at www.slovakspectator.com) and took pictures. When I took the film in, I found another exposed roll on the kitchen counter. I suspected it was the work of a child, but just in case it was valuable to said child, I took it along to be developed.

The next day, Baboo and I go to collect the prints. The Film Kiosk Guy gives me an envelope with two sets of negatives, a CD, and one set of prints. In Slovak he explains that his colleague voted not to print the second roll of film as all the shots appeared to be of the "televisor." The television. Skittles has shot a roll of 36 exposures while watching TV. It would almost be worth printing a contact sheet to determine what she had been watching.

Thursday, March 17, 2005

FOOD CLUB

I got invited to be a founding member of the Bratislava chapter of this international food club called the Confrerie de la Chaine des Rotisseurs. Something like the Fraternal Order of Roasters and Grillmen. www.chaineparis.org for the whole story.

This came about because my friends, Charles and Maria, own two nice restaurants in town and they want to kick it up a notch. By that, I mean they want a more educated and sophisticated clientele. They somehow tapped into the Vienna chapter of this group and, Ta Da, we had a meeting and a lunch today with a small group to get things up and running.

I emerged as Charge de Presse.

The lunch was to die for . . . even more impressive when I found of from Charles after the fact that the head chef was stricken with the flu last night and the chef who took over thought it was DINNER, not LUNCH. He pulled it out, and we were none the wiser.

The menu was as follows:

Spicy chicken wings and grated celeriac salad
Deep-fried shrimps with a sweet and sour forest fruit sauce
Steak Rossini served with roast potatoes, crunchy vegetables, and a red wine sauce
Baked Alaska with raspberry coulis
red and white wine and coffee

Dr. Atkins is whirling like a lathe, I know.

So now we have about a month to round up about 35 people so we can qualify to be a chapter. I will keep you posted on our progress.

The guest from the Vienna chapter told me that he knows a man who has some imperial train cars . . . one can hire them and have them attached to a train and have parties. Hmmm.

Friday, March 11, 2005

One of the things I miss about living in my own country, and did not realize I miss, is the ability to understand people, especially Really Crazy People, in public.

When I do overhear English here, especially from Americans, it just sounds really loud and usually inane. In fairness, I probably sound loud and inane too.

And I'm sure the Slovaks have crazy people. But Bratislava is too small for me to spend a lot of time on public transportation, which is one of the best places for Crazy People Spotting. I can't even think of regular crazies in town, unless you count the Magazine Guy, who walks around in the Old Town selling magazines. He announces himself with a really drone-y voice. I'm not sure what he is saying. Possibly "Nota Bene" which is the name of the magazine he is usually hawking. But he's not even crazy.

Did see an interesting peeing incident today. Mother aiming small boy at tree in the Main Square. Trousers to his knees. Little bare butt. Which would not even be remarkable except there is SNOW on the ground and the Slovaks generally think anyone drinking a cold beverage in winter or going out without a scarf is asking to die a painful death of the flux or worse.

Chocolate shop today featured a Waitress of Color. I have no idea where she is from or what her native language is. Certainly not English or Slovak. Thought it was pretty progressive of them. But she is attractive, so perhaps is there merely to draw customers?

Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Big Week
I have four stories in the local newspaper.

"Bulgarians celebrate fickle March" which can be found at
http://www.slovakspectator.sk/clanok.asp?vyd=2005008&rub=spect_cult&cl=18937

"Trash makes beautiful art" which can be found at http://www.slovakspectator.sk/clanok.asp?vyd=2005008&rub=spect_cult&cl=18934

"Afghans face rocky future" which can be found at http://www.slovakspectator.sk/clanok.asp?vyd=2005008&rub=spect_news&cl=18899

"Side-by-side as strangers" which can be found at http://www.slovakspectator.sk/clanok.asp?vyd=2005008&rub=spect_cult&cl=18943